I was watching the Iron Man movie the other day thinking about how Iron Man's heart looks like Blackberry's trackball when it suddenly stroke me:
Iron Man is a human Blackberry!
Since this is a respected blog, I did not assume you will believe me, so I decided to look for some clues in the literature. [Google].
So I've looked everywhere for hours (at least 3 minutes) and couldn't find anything which may say that Iron Man is NOT a human Blackberry.
So there could only be one reason for that: Iron man is indeed, a human blackberry.
Here's some proofs:
- I really believe it's true.
- The special crystal ball in Iron Man's chest looks exactly like Blackberry's trackball.
- It looks so obvious!
The Mobile Spoon managed to get some inside pictures that leave no room for imagination:
Need some more proofs?
No problems.
Here's a picture showing Robert Downey Junior (playing Iron Man) holding a ...
You've guessed: Blackberry!
Ha!
On top of that, Iron Man, (unlike other super heroes) is a rich man, owner of a big successful company, just like every blackberry user wants to be!
And about the trackball: can it be one of Blackberry's secrets of success, just like it's the Iron Man's source of power???
And could it be that The Mobile Spoon has just revealed a huge conspiracy and the Iron Man Movie is just one big Blackberry campaign?
Think about it.
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